The year is long enough
without being reminded of unpleasant things.

Lemony Snicket is renowned throughout the literary world as an author one really ought to avoid thinking about. HarperCollins is pleased to present a calendar that makes such avoidance very difficult. With lavish illustrations and distressing commentary, this calendar will remind you of nothing but Lemony Snicket, the Baudelaire orphans, Count Olaf, sleet, and other woeful things you are better off without.